Yes, but will there be Drinking?

(An invite sent to a friend describing our New Year's Eve party.)

K,

Nothing huge going on.

Dinner and hors d'oeuvres at 6-ish, drinking to commence shortly there after. There will probably be a poker game, some xbox stuff, and other games as well. Oh, there will probably be some drinking during this time. After the games are done, we will talk and drink. After that we will may watch some movies, drink, talk, drink, attempt to play drinking Jenga, and then drink a bit. After everyone gets tired of that, we can schedule some organized drinking. Informal drinking will be available to those who don't care or are unable to join the organized drink.

This should take us up to midnight, where we will ring in the New Year by having a group toast and grope. The rest of the night will be filled with unscheduled drinking. Further groping may ensue, but by this late drinking hour everyone should be certain they are groping an appropriate or at least willing person.

There will be beds available for anyone who wishes to crash at our place rather than the local PD.

Hope you can make it, but if not we will just have to fill your presence by talking about you - and not in an "Isn't K sweet" sort of way. We may even drunk call in your name.

Anyhow...tooddles!

Gordon

Elton John and Serenity vs Rich and A Naked Midget

According to Elton John (and Bernie Taupin) Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) but I by far prefer Serenity.

Yes, I watched it again for about the 100th time (three times this week alone). Nothing like a couple of laughs and a fight or two to calm the nerves.

Originally I wrote much more angsty crap for this post but I decided to cut it out. My good buddy Rich wants me to get back to the original intent of this blog - poking fun at Midgets, Anal Jokes and Home Pornography - so I'll try to accommodate him.

My fellows, I fart in your general direction. If you're a midget you might want to not stand so close. If you are a naked midget with digital camera, give me a call.

Gordon

Bite Me MF'er

It has recently come to my attention that the way I say things can be - and apparently often is - interpreted as me attacking the object of conversation. This is simply not the case. If you are in my circle of Friends or Family I never intend to harm you physically, emotionally, financially or in any other area in which harm can be done. If you are offended or hurt, let me know. I will attempt to explain myself and most likely end up by begging forgiveness.

Also please note that if I do intend to harm you, there will be no guessing involved. I will be very clear and direct. I know all of the big bad words and am fully conversant with all variant forms of MF'er, F-off, FU and Bite Me.

Toodles,

Gordon