Bite Me MF'er

It has recently come to my attention that the way I say things can be - and apparently often is - interpreted as me attacking the object of conversation. This is simply not the case. If you are in my circle of Friends or Family I never intend to harm you physically, emotionally, financially or in any other area in which harm can be done. If you are offended or hurt, let me know. I will attempt to explain myself and most likely end up by begging forgiveness.

Also please note that if I do intend to harm you, there will be no guessing involved. I will be very clear and direct. I know all of the big bad words and am fully conversant with all variant forms of MF'er, F-off, FU and Bite Me.

Toodles,

Gordon